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penny November 4th, 2007

Found this random ridiculous procrastination: [I laughed out loud writing down my supposed 'porn name']

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YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fave ice cream flavor, favorite cookie)
Vanilla Choco Chip

YOUR “FLY Guy/Girl” NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name)
Jrey

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Lavender Dog

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Francisco Makati

YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
Reyjo

SUPERHERO NAME (”The” + 2nd favorite color, favorite drink)
The Blue Lime Schweppes

NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers)
Eduardo Jose

STRIPPER NAME: (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy)
Chanel No.5 Cadbury Boost

WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names)
Tacsuan Valenciano

HIPPIE NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree)
Peanut Butter Toast Sakura

YOUR PORN NAME: (First Pet + Name of street you grew up on)
Bronson Burgos

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